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A nigerian, an american and a German were abode a plane.  As d plane was flying over d black sea satan came out and said to dem:  I want u to drop something in d sea, if I find it u die and if I don't u live.  The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw into d sea, satan dived into d sea and came up with the button. 'See, he said and killed d American.  The German threw a pin into d sea.  Satan dived in and came out with d pin. 'See' he said and killed d German.  The Nigerian man brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured d contents into d sea holding back d sachet he said to Satan ' oya bigin find water inside water idiot' =D=))=D

Nandos south africa released a funny controversial 45sec ad to promote its new 6 pack meal for christmas. the ad starts with  a  Robert Mugabe  lookalike wistfully picking up a  Colonel Gaddafi  place card from an empty dinner table. In a dream sequence he is then met by the deceased Libyan dictator who starts a waterfight with a golden AK-47.  Mugabe is then seen frolicking with  Saddam Hussein , South African apartheid leader  P W Botha  and former Ugandan president Idi Amin before the dream sequence cuts out. Nando’s 6-pack meal is then advertised in its place.

Here's a joke on Nigeria please its not a ridicle ooo, its just a light joke I got off my bbm; BREAKING NEWS: President Goodluck Jonathan 2 honour his wife, d 1st lady Dame Patience Jonathan wit d award of GCFR:(Grammar Commander of d Federal Republic). Sources say dis is due 2 d immense contributions of d 1st lady 2 spoken english in naija. Anoda reason 4 dis award accordin 2 JONA is dat d 1st lady has affected a lot of lives positively wit her humorous speeches which make nigerians laff nd 4get their sorrows...this accordin 2 JONA has increased d lifespan of d average nigerian.....examples of such laughter dose include...''nigeria is a great continent'', ''dey av kil their parents nd make al dis children widows'', ''i rather kil myself dan commit suicide'', ''4 dose who said i speech bad english, i left dem 4 God'', ''i am miss Jonathan nd her's first lady'' nd many more....lwkm