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JOKE OF THE WEEK






Here's a joke on Nigeria please its not a ridicle ooo, its just a light joke I got off my bbm;


BREAKING NEWS: President Goodluck Jonathan 2 honour his wife, d 1st lady Dame Patience Jonathan wit d award of GCFR:(Grammar Commander of d Federal Republic). Sources say dis is due 2 d immense contributions of d 1st lady 2 spoken english in naija. Anoda reason 4 dis award accordin 2 JONA is dat d 1st lady has affected a lot of lives positively wit her humorous speeches which make nigerians laff nd 4get their sorrows...this accordin 2 JONA has increased d lifespan of d average nigerian.....examples of such laughter dose include...''nigeria is a great continent'', ''dey av kil their parents nd make al dis children widows'', ''i rather kil myself dan commit suicide'', ''4 dose who said i speech bad english, i left dem 4 God'', ''i am miss Jonathan nd her's first lady'' nd many more....lwkm
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