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WHICH OF THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE?

Khole, kim or kourtney? i pick kourtney *wink-wink*

PHILLIP PHILLIPS WIN AMERICAN IDOLS

just like i already knew it would happen, phillip phillips today won the finals of the american idols with a record breaking 132 million votes. Although i felt jessica should have won but there was just something about  phillip that told me he was definitely going to win. well i guess we should congratulate him. at-least he`s a great singer.

BEST JOKE OF THE WEEK

A nigerian, an american and a German were abode a plane.  As d plane was flying over d black sea satan came out and said to dem:  I want u to drop something in d sea, if I find it u die and if I don't u live.  The American quickly plucked a button from his shirt and threw into d sea, satan dived into d sea and came up with the button. 'See, he said and killed d American.  The German threw a pin into d sea.  Satan dived in and came out with d pin. 'See' he said and killed d German.  The Nigerian man brought out a pure water sachet, opened it and poured d contents into d sea holding back d sachet he said to Satan ' oya bigin find water inside water idiot' =D=))=D

2 MEN TRY TO SMUGGLE COCAINE IN THE PAMPERS THEY WORE UNDERNEATH THEIR PANTS

Are these guys plain stupid or does this really work? This two guys planned on smuggling drugs out of the country by wearing them stuffed in pampers diapers covered with their normal pants. *i wonder if they are joking, looks like they can't learn from the baba's that have done it ☺* Anyway luck ran out on them at the airport when NDLEA officials started suspecting their movements and brought them in for searching. As far as am concerned this would be the most dumb attempt to conceal hard drugs. #silly

45 CHINESE CITIZENS ARRESTED AND PREPAID FOR DEPORTATION

Forty five Chinese nationals, comprising 34 male and eleven female, have been arrested and detained by the Kano state command of the Nigerian Immigration Service for what it described as "economic scavenging" in the popular Kantin Kwari textile market in Kano metropolis, northwest Nigeria. Controller, Kano State command, Dr. Brasca Ifeadi who revealed this while briefing newsmen in his office on Tuesday said the mass arrest of the Chinese followed a directive from the Comptroller General of Immigration, Mrs. Rose Uzoma. The controller emphasized that every foreigner who is not in the country to add value to the Nigerian economy, but to devalue it will not be allowed henceforth. He assured foreign nationals who come to Nigeria to invest and create employment for Nigeriansthat they will be welcomed and supported by the Federal Government. Ifeadi said the Chinese arrested on the first day of the raid on the market would be repatriated to their country immediately by the NIS for ...

ICE PRINCE AND WIZKID GET NOMINATIONS FOR BET AWARDS, KANYE WEST EARNS 7

Music artistes, Wizkid and Iceprince have been nominated for the 2012 Black Entertainment Television Awards holding in july. Both under the category of international acts (africa) they have to contend with Ghana's Sarkodie, Kenya's Camp Mulla *who by the way are my favourites* , Mali's Mokobe and South Africa's Lira before either one of them can win the coveted prize. The award will hold on July 1 at Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, and will be hosted by actor, Samuel L. Jackson. On the flip side to the awards, kanye west has 7 nominations, the highest to a single individual. Does that seem shocking to you? Here are some of the important nominee listing Best Female R&B Artist Marsha Ambrosius Beyoncé Mary J. Blige Melanie Fiona Rihanna Best Male R&B Artist Chris Brown Bruno Mars Miguel Trey Songz Usher Best Male Hip-Hop Artist Big Sean Drake J. Cole Lil Wayne Rick Ross Young Jeezy Best Female Hip-Hop Artist Nicki Minaj Diamond Trina Brianna Perry Best Group B...

VOGUE ITALIA MAGAZINE FEATURES PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN IN ITS MAY-JUNE EDITION

A recently published article by vogue italia has just surfaced on the internet. The article is a feature of president Goodluck Jonathan's meeting with vogue magazine in january with the aim of rebranding nigeria's public image, showcasing its culture and improving its textile industry. I guess this article was written in italian Vogue's article: It's Thursday, January 5 when we land in Abuja, Nigeria's capital . The ultimatum expires today of Muslims to Christians. We have police and army escort us to have total security. We are going to the Palace of the President and does not have much time. At 6 pm, at best, we should take off. No real danger, reassure us, but better to avoid risks. The streets everything is calm and there is no confusion, and Abuja is beautiful with lots of greenery and imposing houses hidden behind high walls. It is a city rich-looking and with a totally clean everywhere. We're late for our appointment because of the flight before ours, we ...