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JOKE OF THE WEEK : I CALL U JAMAICA

A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him:



"How did you get your ears so badly burnt?"



PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat bwoy caal mi upon mi cell phone, and insteada me ansa the phone,



me pick up de iron and ansa it.



DOCTOR: "OK. That explains one ear. But how do you explain the other ear?"



PATIENT: The bumbastic eediat call me back...



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