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EASTER JOKE : NAIJA EASTER

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.



Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."



The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."



The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! ...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"



The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."



The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.



After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"



The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"



The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.



The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!



Happy Easter y'all

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