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CROCODILE BITE TEARS MAN'S TESTICLES TO SHRED

Swimming across the Chivake river without his trousers on, a 70year old man from Zimbabwe escaped death from a crocodile attack but had his testicles completely shredded in the egg{I meant "in the end"}



Jonah Maturure told the Sunday News that he'd taken off his trousers and put them in a tomato box above his head before he crossed the river. He'd crossed the same spot in the same river several times before, but this time, a giant croc was waiting for him and he didn't know it.



"I was not suspecting anything ... But when I was almost in the middle of the river I was attacked," he told the news website. "It mauled a chunk of my buttocks before attacking my manhood, tearing my testicles into shreds. The skin covering my manhood was partly torn but I quickly put my thumb in its mouth ... It then grabbed my hand and I could hear my bones cracking."



Realizing that he wasn't going to save his personal possessions, he threw his tomato box in the river, that move saved his life, as the beast loosened its death grip and swam straight for the tomato box. Maturure escaped, bleeding profusely from his nethers, and ran to a nearby house for help.

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