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DANCER KAFFY GIVES BIRTH TO BABY BOY

SAMKLEF WEDS HIS PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND

Wow samklef eventually marries her,  Do you remember when i wrote a story about samklef impregnating     a Unilag 200 level student named Yvonne .. well guess what they married today...Nicee..

DERENLE`S GAY PARTNER REVEALED!!

Derenle`s gay parter For the records i`m not 100% sure that this story is entirely true,  i kinda stumbled on it from another blog.. The dude on the left appears to be Derenle although not clear enough to make out the face, while the other dude on the right is Toscar... the one i hear is Derenle`s gay partner.... wellllll!   

NOOO! RUSSELL BRAN DIVORCES KATY PERRY

What ?  I can`t believe this.. why on earth would Russell want to leave katy perry. Geeez Russell was said to have filed a divorce from katy perry citing "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the divorce.    And to think they only had like the most Romantic Indian wedding ceremony in the world on Oct 23 2010... not even up to two years ago.. Mscheeew.... I think am vexing for Bran.. he doesn`t know what he has..

BRITNEY SPEARS PREPARES TO MARRY FOR THE 3RD TIME

Britney Spears & Jason Trawick I hear she`s very serious about this one and has decided it would not be an extravagant / hollywood type wedding.  I really do hope this works, but if katy perry is getting divorced then is there really any need to hope. 

A VERY HIGH WIZ-KID FALLS FROM STAGE AT A LIVE SHOW IN LAGOS

Hmmm! what can i say about this guy, he keeps getting into funny situations every now and then but the good thing about him is that he keeps making the best out of it and simply moves on. Recently the young super star was called to take the stage at the just concluded KOGA top ten mics on Dec 23rd where i heard he arrived the venue already HIGH and with that kind of swagger he ran across the stage and forgot where the stage was supposed to end, hehehe! I heard he was helped back to the stage by amused spectators. whether or not he was ashamed that he fell i wouldn`t know cause i heard he laughed it off saying " na wa for those who do this stage o, dey wan wound man pickin" .... I just hope he`s more careful next time.

APOLOGIES !!!

Hello my dearly dear blog readers...really i`m so sorry that i`ve not been updating my blog for sometime now, its just i`ve been working on creating a new website to transfer this blog to, how i wish i had someone to do my blogging for me while i work on the new website. Well i`m kinda back now lets see whats been happening this past week... PS Api neu ya in adfance .........

TRUTH ABOUT AKON'S SIGNING 2FACE, WIZKID AND P-SQUARE; 2FACE AND WIZKID SAY NO DEAL, P-SQUARE SAY YES.

Last week news filtered the air that US-based Senegal-born singer Akon Signed 3 Nigerian artistes;2face,P-Square and Wizkid as representatives of his Konvict Music record label in Africa. The dark complexioned US singer was said to have announced this at a press conference to officially unveil a new Energy Drink Citron which held at Jay Jay Okocha's lounge,Club 10. Since the news broke,the trio have been the subject of discussion on all social utility sites as millions of their fans congratulated them on this feat. But is it true they have been signed on? We put a call across to the artistes to confirm the genuity of the deal. While the management of 2face and Wizkid denied the story,P-Square said they have truly signed a deal with Akon. According to Banky W,one of the owners of E.M.E Records:" Yes we are into talks with Akon based on a synergy between Konvict Music and E.M.E Records. I can't speak for other artistes ooo,but we have not signed any deal yet with Akon yet. W

MERCY JOHSON TOPS GOOGLE's LIST OF MOST SEARCHED NIGERIAN CELEB OF 2011

Okay may you should tell me whether her acting is great or not but what I feel about this Diva is that she has got a body to die for...*damn* so maybe its the body or maybe's her acting talents but something about her has made her officially google's most popular Nigerian actress for 2011. According to google's insight, the actress was the most searched after actress for 2011, with terms like "mercy johnson's wedding" and "mercy johnson going blind" as some of the most popular searches.

RUMOURED: BEYONCE GIVES BIRTH TO BABY GIRL TODAY

Okay so the real truth is she's not given birth yet, but hospital staffs at Roosevelt Hospital New-York has said a high profile patient would be checking in today, the high profile patient has already booked half of an entire floor for her delivery, now I wonder who'd be doing that if its not Jay-Z's wife. According to Bey she already 9months now, but there has been no official announcement from her publicist whether or not she checked into a hospital today,so if its not Bey at Roosevelt just be sure that it'll be happening soon...

CHIKA IKE SURPRISES EX-SCHOOL MATES AT REUNION PARTY

It was mad-thrilling excitement at sky suite hotels ejigbo,on boxing day where many of the 2002 class of St Francis Catholic Secondary School ex-students met for the first time after 9years to celebrate like crazy. Initially thought to be a forum for discussion the reunion took a parry mood as all the old boys and girls started to drop in. But what was more surprising for everyone was when actress Chika Ike and her brothers fully loaded in a black Range sport stormed the scene unannounced causing quite a frenzy to the event. eeeeeeh! her appearance had everyone going wild, you can see it from the scatter scatter pixs *lol* see more parry pix`s in the read more. Chika Ike with Event co-organizer Mike more pixs after cut Chika Ike with school sweetheart Hilda Ekugba Friends Ejiro and Blessing Aniebo Samuel , Ejiro ,and Chika Ike Chika Ike with some friends Hilda , Uchenna Nwachukwu and Vivian Hilda , Osi Okonofua and Blessing Aniebo That`s me with Chika`s Pal Hilda

LAST JOKE OF THE YEAR

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

2 BOKO HARAM BOMB ATTACKS ON CHRISTMAS DAY

This is just terribly insane, i mean, what is all this....  At 8:34am christmas morning an explosion ripped through a roman catholic church in Niger state just as an early morning mass was ending killing at least 25 christians, the source of this AP news also stated that the islamic group Boko Haram has claimed responsibility for this and another bombing near a church in Jos. This morning attacks first started at St. Theresa`s Catholic Church in madalla, Niger state when a parked car exploded within the church premises killing no less than 25 and wounding many. A second blast was also reported near a Mountain of Fire and Miracles church were gunmen were reported to have opened fire on security personnels around the church area, also killing one policeman.   more graphic images after cut  

THE ALIEN GODS MUST BE CRAZY! SPACE BALL DROPS FROM SKY LANDS IN NAMIBIA

Strange and very spooky, are the words that come to mind especially when you realize that the metallic ball was put together by something or someone outside our planet judging by the way the welding was done. The strange ball dropped on earth sometime in November, but the Namibian authorities needed to consult NASA and the European Space Agency to confirm that the ball was not a threat before they could announce the news, stating clearly that it was practically harmless police deputy inspector general Vilho Hifindaka concluded in a press release that the round hollow ball did not pose any threat and that it was rather common for such objects to drop out of the sky. 

RIHANNA THROWS UP DURING CONCERT

Why on earth would rihanna be throwing up in the middle of her concert performance in portugal, could it be that she's pregnant ? The we found love star, had to run back stage in the middle of what's my name, leaving the fans slightly confused about what was going on. She later tweeted though that she had to run backstage to throw up as she felt nauseous. I wonder if its because she had too much to drink or perhaps she's expecting a lil bundle to drop soon just as beyonce is!

5mins WITH FOLUKE DARAMOLA

So there i was, acting like a good staff in my small office doing my customer service work when i called the next customer to come in and lay her complain or perhaps request a service, when a visibly delightful young woman stepped up to take the chair in front of me, judging by the looks of admiration coming from one colleague i could tell there was something special about this customer. Although i  must confess that at first i couldn`t place her face and the name she gave on introduction had disappeared from my memory because the last time i saw her was when she was still in Everyday People I didn`t even remember that i had seen this same face on AIT`s Its Our Time but it was as we got talking that  i soon discovered i was sitting and chatting with the beautiful foluke daramola, the cheerful actress was able to put aside the frustrations from a faulty blackberry services and began chatting me up about her life as a celebrity. me: so how`s life as a celeb? funke : well its okay ! if y

STRANGE CHURCH THAT USES THE NAME JESUS TO CURSE PEOPLE TO DEATH

ZIMBABWE--A Bulawayo woman has surprised all and sundry by coming out in the open to tell the world about the weird things that her religious group does in the name of JESUS. The woman only identified as Joyce revealed that she used to be a member of a cult named Morning Glory which called Jesus' name to cause accidents and curse people to death. As if that was not strange enough about the 'religious group', she added that every year in December they hold their congress in Gutu at a certain rock which they call their god. They pray to the rock and consult it for super natural powers to be able to destroy their enemies and to be always on top of their game. She also revealed that her father's death was an eye opener to some members of the cult because after declaring that he was leaving the satanism sect, the leaders told him that he was going to die within a period of three days. Their world came to reality as the old man passed away and his death caused members to fear

HERE`S A ROYAL SCANDAL : PRINCE WILLIAM IN LOVE WITH KATE`S SISTER

Hmmm!

DID I SEE CHIKA IKE AND HER SISTER TODAY?

Well NO ! i didn`t see her, but i was able to get this pix of her and her sister hanging out. lol and for those who say she`s the Queen of plastic jewelry.. pls can you show me the plastic now ? 

WOMAN BURNT ALIVE IN A NEW-YORK ELEVATOR

Jerome Isaac in court A 47 year old man is facing questioning for setting a 64 year old Doris Gillespe ablaze in an elevator as she returned from a grocery store. The woman was ambushed , sprayed with inflammable liquid and set ablaze in the lift of her new-york city apartment with no one watching except 2 cctv security cameras that recorded how the woman was burnt alive. As at the time of police questioning, the man had revealed his motive was because he had not been paid for several odd jobs that he had performed for Gillespe, while he was living with her, for close to six months before moving out. The man dressed in a pest controller`s uniform covered with face mask and gloves was said to have first glued shot the locks to her apartment in the fifth floor, then waited for her inside the elevator, as she opened the lift doors, he sprayed her face with an inflammable liquid then covered her from hair to toe with more of the liquid as she bent down trying to protect her face. At this p

BOKO HARAM DRIVE BY SHOOTING KILLS 5 CIVILLIANS.

This might be a bit of an old news, but just incase you didn't know, let me tell you what new antics the Boko haram have been applying in the north to get their aim achieved. They've been doing some Grand Theft Auto thingy, using Kalashnikov rifles in drive by shoot outs. In a recent Boko haram outing on thursday night, the radical sect gunned down 5 civilians outside a shop in Maiduguri, for now the motive of the gang-star style assassination is yet to be discovered. We just pray that soon all these would be over.

SUSPECTED ILEGAL BOMB FACTORY BLOWS UP IN KADUNA.

Barely two weeks after an explosion killed more than 15 people in northern Nigeria's Kaduna State, another blast occurred on Monday in Angwa Magaji area of the city injuring three suspects. The three suspected bomb-makers seriously injured in the blast were first taken to the headquarters of the Kaduna State Police Command before they were transferred to an undisclosed hospital for treatment. Witness told Xinhua that one of the suspects was gasping for breath before they were taken to the hospital by the police. No death was recorded in the blast. The police also recovered three guns from the buildings destroyed by the blast. The blast which ripped through three adjourning houses in the area also destroyed the buildings suspected to be serving as a bomb factory. The roofs of the three houses were blown off by the impact of the blast. State police spokesperson Aminu Lawan confirmed the incident, saying the site was a suspected bomb-making factory and illegal armoury. Lawan told Xinh

AKON SIGNS 2FACE, WIZKID AND P-SQUARE TO KONVICT MUSIC

Woah this is great news for naija but i don`t know if Akon signing 2face should be all that impressive for me , because i always felt 2face is already in the same category as the US star Akon who made the announcements of  his recent signings on twitter. He also made similar announcements about his signing twin duo P-square at the citron energy drink launch in Jay-jay Okocha`s night club. Big ups to these guys but should 2face really be signed under Akon ?

FORBES HIGHEST EARNING MUSIC BABES. LADY GAGA NO.1

Monster mama lady gaga this weekend bagged Forbes highest earning female in music for 2011. Earning a total $90million this year, no one, not even Bey. could stop her from being the ca$h queen of 2011, followed by Taylor Swift in 2nd place and Katy Perry in 3rd place. So where's Bey and rihanna ? find them in the full list below; 1.Lady Gaga - $90million 2.Taylor Swift - $45million 3.Katy Perry - $44million 4.Beyonce - $35million 5.Rihanna - $29million 6.Pink - $22million 7.Carrie Underwood - $20million 8.Celine Dion - $19million 9.Adele - 10.Alicia Keys and Britney Spears (tie) - $10million Although the overall highest music earning on Forbes list came from U2 with $195million in total earnings. 

ACCIDENT ON 3RD MAINLAND

At the time this picture was taken a couple was still trapped inside this wreckage.

TERRIBLE ACCIDENT ON 3RD MAINLAND BRIDGE

There's been a sad event in lagos today as an accident has been reported along the 3rd mainland bridge between a waste management truck and a honda accord. According to eye witness report the honda somersaulted several times before going off the railing and into the lagoon carrying a man with it. Although the man was saved from the lagoon by passerby's there was another woman who died instantly on the spot.(Sad) Hope to bring pics of this soon(sad)

LAGOS OCCUPY LEKKI:LEKKI TOLL GATE PROTEST ENDS IN VIOLENCE

As many Lagosians have been complaining especially those affected. The occupy lekki protest meant to start this morning on a peaceful note took a violent turn when police men and special anti-riot police on mufti stormed the protest grounds and began beating and arresting protesters who were immediately trialed by mobile courts on the streets. The protest meant to be a peaceful plea to the government had many lagosians looking like this:   i also heard reporters were not spared as an STV camera man was reportedly manhandled while at the site of the demonstration.

GIRL IN PICTURE CLAIMS NOT TO BE DEAD.

I was very surprised this afternoon to hear from someone that the girl on the left (name unknown) has come out to say she's not dead, that she's not the dead one on the right and doesn't know how her picture got mixed up in the whole story. well according to one of my friend(name withheld for security reasons) who claimed to know the girl on the left said she was shocked to see her pics on the net and had to ask her personally on BB if she was dead, she also told me that the girl was later on radio to state that she wasn't the same person as the dead girl and doesn't know how she got linked to that story.

3 KILLED IN AN ATTACK OF A NORTHERN SCHOOL.

From associated press in kwara comes this report that some unknown assailants have shot dead three officers after attacking a boarding school in northern Nigeria. Air Commodore Sani Ahmed told journalists Friday (that's today) that a fourth officer sustained bullet wounds during Thursday night's attack. The gunmen targeted a school near the northern city of Kano that is run by military officers. The attackers although did not enter the hostel housing more than 100 pupils. Authorities are treating the case as an armed robbery because some items were stolen, Ahmed said without elaborating. Residents, though, fear it could have been a Boko Haram attack. The feared radical sect is responsible for a series of attacks that have targeted security officers in northern Nigeria.

ANGRY FATHER CUTS PENIS OF YOUNG MAN CAUGHT SCREWING HIS DAUGHTER

seun got his willy cut off while screwing his chick when her father dropped in Seun Ogunbanwo got his would have been father in-law very angry when he was caught screwing his friend in her fathers house. The angry father Denis Akpati caught the Lagos State Ojo university graduate allegedly "raping" his twenty year old daughter in his home and got so mad that he picked up a machete and descended on the young man so mercilessly that he inflicted several body wounds on him before cutting of his willy with the machete. We also gather that the young man was handed over to the police after being incapacitated who were kind enough to take him to a hospital for treatment before charging him to court for having unlawful carnal knowledge of a 20year old. But the story took an interesting twist when the presiding magistrate Mrs M.B Folami, saw the pitiable state of the accused and then ordered the police to arrest the father of the victim (Denis Akpati) and any other person related to t

MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE COVERS WOW MAG. #HOTT

check out the royal curves **

JLO BUYS HER BOYFRIEND A BENTLEY

Woah ! There's been a lot of talk about Jlo's buying a bentley for new bf casper smart, and frankly I've been wondering what the big fuss about it is all for ? Like the lady aint allowed to buy him a car, but really, did Jlo actually buy her boyfriend a bentley? Well we finally have substantiable proof that she didn't buy him a bentley but only *let's him ride hers* when ever he feels like it, looks like she prefers his driving to marc anthony's hahaha* lol**

I'M BACK

Let me sincerely apologizes to all chinizle blog readers for the long silence on my page, I've been feeling a bit under the weather that's why I've been unable to do ma thing for a while now. Na d harmattan. But we back, and I want to say thanks to those who kept coming back, may God bless ya'll. thanks

MAID SEXUALLY ABUSES 3 YEAR OLD BOY

HARARE – A 16 year-old maid who allegedly abused her employer's three-year-old boy, who was later found with sores on his private parts, has been brought to court. Edith Masawi, was last week brought before a Harare magistrate court on aggravated indecent assault charges. It is alleged, on December 3 this year, the boy's mother noticed that the boy was having problems in walking. She took him aside and asked him what had happened to him. At first the court heard the boy was reluctant to disclose what had happened to him. He later opened up and told his grandmother that Masawi had injured him. He said this while pointing at his private part. The grandmother made an enquiry and discovered that the boy had sores on his private part. She reported the matter to the police leading to the maid's arrest. She will be back in court on January 20 next year for trial. newsdezimbabwe

MAN GOES ON SHOOTING SPREE AFTER LOSING HIS GIRLFRIEND

This event occurred in Hollywood : On friday a disturbed man walked into a busy celebrity-filled district of hollywood (Sunset & Vine) and began shooting at passing vehicles and bystanders. It took a while for most bystanders to react as they thought it was part of a movie set. (I wonder if they were not feeling the pain of the bullet) The shooter, Tyler Brehm, was an unemployed 26 year old who had recently moved to Los Angeles and had just broken up with his girlfriend of four years. She told the local news that he had started taking drugs and had been really stressed out lately. Brehm injured three people, including a 40 year old music industry executive who was driving in his Mercedes. When he then ran out of ammunition, he pulled out a knife and began screaming, 'KILL ME, I want to be killed'. He got his wish as officers who were called to the scene opened fire and he was pronounced dead at the scene. Most of his friends later commented that he wasn't a bad g

COCA-COLA PUTS SECRET FORMULA ON DISPLAY

(AFP News)- US soft drink company Coca-Cola is for the first time putting the secret formula for its signature beverage on 'display' in its museum. But visitors at the World of Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta, Georgia shouldn't expect to learn too much of the secret formula -- as the museum will only be showing the metal box that houses the recipe. The box, which until recently had not left a vault in an Atlanta bank since 1925, has been transferred to the museum in the southern US city, which is also the company's headquarters. Created in 1886 by Atlanta pharmacist John S. Pemberton the formula has been a closely guarded secret, only known by a few people and never written down except in 1919, when the owner of The Coca-Cola Company Ernest Woodruff provided the written formula as collateral for a bank loan. It was placed in a New York bank vault until the loan was paid off in 1925 and was then moved to another bank vault where it has since been kept till date.

LIL WANYE STARTS A FIGHT IN SOUTH AFRICA

Okay may be didn`t start that fight but what did he go to S.A for ? he didn`t have a show!!! Anyway the story is that the lil`tunechi went into jburg`s night club HUSH where he was met by S.A `s somewhat lil wanye wannabee YOUNG NUCHO , I mean this guy not only flows like weezy... but like someone had weezy cloned and dropped in Africa. Well this guy tries to meet with lil wanye in the club but the security probably sensing something asked YOUNG NUCHO   to leave the club but he wasn`t going to leave probably not wanting to pass up an opportunity or making a statement to weezy that he wasn`t scared and wasn`t going to run. But later on , weezy was met by his lookalike again , and this time for unexplainable reasons the two got into a fist fight. pretty hard to say who started it... but the resemblance just too much , shouldn`t there be a copyright law on this or sumfin ? #lol

CAT INHERITS NEARLY £10million

Rescued by a wealthy Italian woman just before her death , this moggy cat has certainly scratched its way to fame and fortune after its owner died last week with no one else to pass down the family fortune . The cat named Tommasino inherits nearly £10million from his previous owner Mariah Assunta who died  at 94 , before she died she willed that the cat would inherit her property thereby making Tommas the owner of her estate , bank accounts and all businesses in her name. Although according to Italian law , the cat is not allowed to inherit physical cash , so all that money falls into the hands of  Mariah`s nurse Stefania.... technically speaking the cat`s legally the boss but there no way a cat would be managing any business or financial port , so i guess Stefania `s going to be in charge for a while.

MICHAEL JACKSON`S DAUGHTER TO STAR IN 2 NEW MOVIES

The Jackson`s : One of the world`s most rarely ever seen children , while he was alive Michael Jackson always disguised his children so paparazzi`s would not be able to take photo`s of them but now that`s he gone i guess all that`s gonna change.... as this photo of Michael`s eldest child Paris  clearly proves that the kids are finally getting their lives back. the pretty green eyed  Paris has been cast to perform in two new movies Lundon`s Bridge and the three kings .... the three kings doesn`t exactly feel like a new movie , oh well lets just wait and see , once we have more news on this we`ll be bringing it to ya!